Top 10 corny jokes!

Ever had trouble starting a conversation? Finding something cool and collected, witty and funny, but still easy to deliver? I've come up with a list of the top 10 corny jokes.

1. Why don't ghosts go the gym? 

It's already been exercised! 

2. Did you hear about the newspaper editor who visited the cannibals? 

He became editor-in-chief

3. What disease was going around on the Enterprise? 

Chicken Spocks

4. You can't say who cares without the HR (note: this can also be found in Dilbert)

5. What would life be like without any hypothetical questions?

6. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Pharoahs daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

7. When you wait for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

8. Where did Vincent Van Gogh?

9. My friend thinks he's so smart. He said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. That's when I threw the coconut at his face.
10. Why was six afraid of seven? Becuase seven ate nine.