Ranking the characters of Winnie the Pooh

Alright! This week, Christopher Robin comes out! Hooray! Christopher Robin is definitely the most hyped movie of the summer. Today I'm ranking the characters of Winnie the Pooh.

9. Rabbit
Rabbit is a  mean hare. He's the annoying, stuck up snob who no one likes. Peter Capaldi voicing Rabbit is a great casting decision.


8. Kanga
Kanga's a good character. She just doesn't get much development.

7. Owl
Owl is the know it all who knows nothing but still gives advice about stuff (To comedic effect). There's a word for that: Ultracrepidarian. He is also slightly egotistic.

6. Roo
Roo is the kid in the show. Kanga and Roo (I didn't get that together they make Kangaroo until last year. I was 13 at the time. My 14th b-day is this Saturday). Like Kanga, he didn't have much development, but unlike Kanga, Roo is a major character in several films.

5. Christopher Robin
Christopher Robin is the one everyone goes to for help. In fact, I'm starting to realize that most of the cast of Cheers are also Winnie the Pooh characters.

4. Eeyore
Eeyore is that one black hole of sadness that everyone loves.

3. Tigger
The rambunctious Tigger really makes some of the moments. A main character, Tigger is bouncy, springy, and one of a kind.

2. Piglet
Piglet is great. He is a pig, believe it or not, although a very cute one. He is also very timid, and reliant on Pooh for moral support.

1. Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh is a boss. There's one moment in the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh that show's he's a total boss (When he gets lost in the woods, and Piglet's afraid, and he's just like, "Time to go home." "But we're lost!" "Yes, but I have hunny that I need to eat"), not only that, but he is sweet and simplistic, ("People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday!") and very comforting ("How do you spell love?" "You don't spell it. You feel it.")