Alright, Justice League is out, and critics are going: Neah. Don't like it. DC continues to suck. No one likes it. Go away, and audiences are going: I liked it. It was a great film. So, that begs the question, who is right?
Well, no. Here it is:
A: Justice League is a fun film that wasn't bad.
C: Boo. Zack Snyder sucks.
A: We agree. But Justice League was a good movie.
C: No it wasn't. It had a sketchy plot and a thin villain.
A: Shouldn't the adjectives be the other way around?
C: No. Shut up.
A: The villain was okay for a first time villain. The plot was fine.
C: The team didn't have fun
A: Flash did. Wonder Woman was awesome. Cyborg and Aquaman were cool. Batman was okay.
C: We don't like Henry Cavill's Superman
A: Neither do we. But this one was okay. Made me like him.
C: Boo.
A: Boo you.
C: Bleah. We're right. You're wrong. Critics are superior beings to the fans. You see, fans aren't humans. They're a disease. A disease that needs cleansing. We're right. No one cares about you.
So, that's the argument. Really, this one did make you like Henry Cavill's Superman after the first two films destroyed him. For example, the fight scene at the end, Superman didn't take them up into the sky like in Man of Steel, and they just fought. Originally, the team was losing, but then when Superman shows up, you're like, "aw yeah." And then, Steppenwolf tries to punch him, and everything goes slow, and Superman just kind of looks at his fist like he's confused. That was awesome and made you go, "Oh man, this badguy's going down."
So, maybe it's time for the audiences to be heard.
It's time to do something. Once I figure out how, I'll do something.
Well, no. Here it is:
A: Justice League is a fun film that wasn't bad.
C: Boo. Zack Snyder sucks.
A: We agree. But Justice League was a good movie.
C: No it wasn't. It had a sketchy plot and a thin villain.
A: Shouldn't the adjectives be the other way around?
C: No. Shut up.
A: The villain was okay for a first time villain. The plot was fine.
C: The team didn't have fun
A: Flash did. Wonder Woman was awesome. Cyborg and Aquaman were cool. Batman was okay.
C: We don't like Henry Cavill's Superman
A: Neither do we. But this one was okay. Made me like him.
C: Boo.
A: Boo you.
C: Bleah. We're right. You're wrong. Critics are superior beings to the fans. You see, fans aren't humans. They're a disease. A disease that needs cleansing. We're right. No one cares about you.
So, that's the argument. Really, this one did make you like Henry Cavill's Superman after the first two films destroyed him. For example, the fight scene at the end, Superman didn't take them up into the sky like in Man of Steel, and they just fought. Originally, the team was losing, but then when Superman shows up, you're like, "aw yeah." And then, Steppenwolf tries to punch him, and everything goes slow, and Superman just kind of looks at his fist like he's confused. That was awesome and made you go, "Oh man, this badguy's going down."
So, maybe it's time for the audiences to be heard.
It's time to do something. Once I figure out how, I'll do something.
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